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Rule No 4: Be Kirk Ferentz. Would be a great breakdown on just how much KF embodies all 3 of your rules.

Great read…and I forgot just how much fun the Hoke era was, for non-Michigan fans.

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Hysterical. Hoke failed at Michigan because he was too nice. Michigan grads and Walmart Wolverines want to be arrogant asses. They can't be when going 0-14 against Ohio State and 4-10 against Michigan State.

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I know these coaches only pretend to love their schools, but Bruce Pearl is really, really, really good at making me think he's Auburn's boyfriend. Can a coach live that lie so well the lie becomes real?

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